the Dad Domain Story
🧢 The Mythos of the Dad Domain
Before the world fell silent… before the great supply chain collapse of ’21… before AI tried to alphabetize the garage — there was the Dad Domain.
An ancient order of grill kings, fix-it sages, remote control warriors, and meme-powered oracles, united by a single code:
“If it’s broken, fix it. If it’s boring, grill it. If it’s stupid… laugh harder.”
💼 Who Are the Dad Domainers?
They're not just dads. They’re:
- Garage philosophers with a PhD in duct tape
- Meme-slinging kings who speak only in dad jokes
- Grill generals who sear steaks and sarcasm with equal precision
- Low-key legends who always seem to have a screwdriver in their sock drawer
- Occasionally… actual zombies, who just needed a really good mug
🛠️ Why the Gear Matters
This isn’t just novelty. Every mug, every design, every zombie pun — it’s part of a larger cultural operating system:
- To honor the unsung humor of fatherhood
- To reward the fixers, makers, and awkward huggers
- To signal the arrival of the post-ironic, high-effort, grill-centric age
🧟♂️ The Dad Domain & the Undead Connection
Legend has it that the first zombie outbreak was stalled not by scientists, but by a dad who sprayed WD-40 on a reanimated lawn gnome and then grilled it.
We don’t know if it’s true. But we’ve printed it on a mug. So now it is.
🎯 Why This Page Exists
If you’ve ever:
- Gotten excited about a new power drill
- Told someone "money doesn’t grow on trees" unironically
- Or made a spreadsheet for your spice rack...
You are already one of us.
