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Agile Nightmares Mug – When the PO is High Spirited | Scrum Humor Gift
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Some Product Owners guide with focus. Others? They summon chaos with Ouija-level energy and a love for “shiny objects.” This Agile Nightmares mug captures that exact moment when your Scrum meeting turns into a supernatural sprint… and the board moves itself to “Deploy.”
Featuring our exclusive DrumZombie Agile Nightmares artwork, this design blends dark humor, team reality, and a gentle reminder that maybe testing should happen before shipping.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Perfect Gift for Agile Teams – Developers, Scrum Masters, PMs, and QA testers will all feel seen (and called out).
- Conversation Starter – Whether it’s in the stand-up or the breakroom, this mug gets laughs every time.
- Quality Print – Vivid, long-lasting sublimation print on a durable ceramic mug.
- Microwave & Dishwasher Safe – Because you’ve got enough to debug already.
Specs:
- Available Sizes: 11 oz & 15 oz
- Material: Premium white ceramic
- Design: Two-sided print
- Care: Microwave & dishwasher safe
Customer Testimonials:
“We actually printed our real sprint board on a mug after seeing this
—PO didn’t get the joke. HR did.” – Ben from Denver
“Best team gift I’ve ever bought. We now call our PO ‘Madame Deploy.’”
– Alicia, Scrum Master
Get yours now before the PO changes the requirements… again.
FAQ
Is the design printed on both sides of the mug?
Yes. Whether you’re left-handed, right-handed, or holding it up dramatically in a retro toasting pose, the art shows perfectly on both sides.
Will the print fade after a few washes?
No. We use high-quality sublimation printing so your mug will outlast at least three reorganizations and two new “agile frameworks” your company tries.
Can I put this in the dishwasher or microwave?
Absolutely. It’s built for the real world—dishwasher and microwave safe. Just don’t use it as an actual planchette… we’re not liable for any summoned spirits or deployments.
Is this a good gift for my whole Scrum team?
Yes. In fact, we’ve seen entire teams order matching mugs for retrospectives. It’s cheaper than group therapy.
Why is there a Ouija board in an Agile meeting?
Because sometimes summoning an MVP feels like conjuring the dead… and your Product Owner has a knack for raising more than just scope creep.
Is this design only for software teams?
Nope. Anyone who’s ever worked in corporate during “spooky season” will appreciate it—especially if they’ve seen meetings where the supernatural might be more productive than the agenda.
Will this mug survive a haunted dishwasher?
Yes. Dishwasher and microwave safe, even if the dishwasher is possessed. The print will hold up through Halloween and beyond.
Is it appropriate for the office?
Absolutely… if your office can handle a little dark humor. If not, keep it at your desk as a subtle warning to management.
Can I gift this to my whole team for Halloween?
Yes! It’s a great October morale booster. Pair it with candy corn and a fake séance for maximum effect.
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