Agile Nightmares T-Shirt – When the PO is High Spirited

Agile Nightmares – When the PO is High Spirited isn’t just a shirt… it’s a battle flag for every dev, tester, and scrum master who’s ever watched a sprint derail in the name of “market readiness” and mystical decision-making. From the hallowed halls of DrumZombie’s underground creative lab comes this unisex heavy cotton tee that immortalizes the moment when project politics and absurd ritual meet in one glorious collision.

In the scene, our fearless Agile team gathers around a spirit board while the Product Owner’s enthusiasm tips into supernatural territory. Tasks shuffle, priorities blur, and “appease stakeholders” suddenly appears on the to-do board like an omen. For those in the know, this shirt isn’t just funny… it’s therapy.

Step into the circle. Live loud. Walk proud. And maybe… keep your backlog locked.

• Printed on the Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee for year-round comfort
• Perfect conversation starter for stand-ups, sprint reviews, and con after-parties
• Darkly humorous design for devs, PMs, and anyone fluent in Jira sarcasm

FAQ

• Is this shirt only for Agile teams? No — anyone who’s survived group decision chaos will feel right at home.
• Will non-tech friends get the joke? Probably not… and that’s part of the fun.
• Can I wear it to work? If your boss has a sense of humor… yes. If not, enjoy Casual Friday.
• Is the lore real? As real as that last-minute “just one more feature” request.

Unlike generic novelty tees, this DrumZombie original comes loaded with underground lore, high-quality fabric, and the kind of Easter eggs only your dev circle will notice.

"Elmo Muskox says this shirt’s the only thing keeping his launch schedule grounded. "

"Bill Cates claims it increased his net worth in social capital by 200%. "

"Scarlett Jargonsson says it’s the most fashionable way to hide from scope creep. "

Gordy Ramzee calls it “raw, unfiltered, and overcooked in all the right ways.”

Specifications

• Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) 100% cotton
• Classic fit, crew neckline, tear-away label
• 100% US cotton, ethically grown & harvested
• Oeko-Tex certified for safety & quality
• Shoulder tape for durability, no side seams, ribbed knit collar
• Solid colors: 100% cotton; Heather/Tweed/Russet: 50% cotton/50% polyester; Sport Grey/Antique: 90% cotton/10% polyester
• Dual printing techniques: Sleeve prints (DTF), main prints (DTG)
• Care: Non-chlorine bleach as needed; do not iron or dryclean; machine wash cold; tumble dry low

Size Guide – Imperial