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Captain Thatchbone Skeleton Pirate Halloween Shirt - "Argh You Fraid of the Dark?" Cursed Lantern Tee
Some say wearing Thatchbone's likeness acts as a beacon... This isn't just another Halloween shirt—it's a portal to DrumZombie's most infamous cursed pirate. When the lantern seems to glow and that skeletal grin meets your reflection, you'll understand why whole towns once woke with missing memories and doors scorched with "Metue Tenebras." (beware the dark)
But before you wear it, be advised of the tale of the Pirate Captain Thatchbone
Crafted for rebels who find humor in the macabre, this premium heavy cotton tee channels Captain Thatchbone's undead swagger with darkly comedic perfection. Whether you're stalking Halloween parties or just embracing your inner pirate specter, this shirt whispers the eternal question that echoes from The Lantern's Wail: "Argh... You Fraid of the Dark?"
- Cursed Comfort: Premium heavy cotton construction survives both mortal wear and spectral encounters
- Ghoulish Design: Eye-catching skeleton pirate artwork that wreaks with Thatchbone's undead charisma
- Unisex Rebellion: Classic fit for all who dare mock the grave and embrace dark humor
Ready to join the crew that never stays buried?
Add to cart... if you're not fraid of what might follow you home.
- Halloween parties & trick-or-treating
- Haunted house visits & fall festivals
- Casual October outings
- Gifting spooky season lovers
- Horror movie marathons at home
🎃 Features & Benefits
- Classic fit and breathable heavy cotton fabric
- Eye-catching skeleton pirate design with lantern
- Durable print for long-lasting seasonal wear
- Fun alternative to full costumes
- Great Halloween gift idea for friends, teens, or adults
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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