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Embrace a classic symbol of Halloween terror, armed with a cursed lantern and a killer pun. This skeleton pirate tee is your perfect, no-fuss costume for every spooky event, blending timeless creepy style with clever, dark humor. It's an instant conversation starter and party winner.
Why It's Your Go-To Halloween Tee:
Iconic Skeleton Pirate Design: A striking, detailed illustration that captures the undead charisma of the legendary Captain Thatchbone.
Premium Heavy Cotton: Crafted from comfortable and durable 5.3 oz heavy cotton, built to last far beyond a single Halloween night.
Durable, Cursed Print: The high-quality print is made to withstand spectral encounters and repeated washings without fading into the abyss.
Classic Unisex Fit: The comfortable, relaxed fit is perfect for pirates of all shapes and sizes. An effortless costume solution.
The Legend Behind the Bones
This isn't just any skeleton. This is Captain Thatchbone, a cursed spirit who seeks out those who wear his likeness, turning them into living beacons for his ghostly galleon. Dare to learn more?
Material: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) heavy-duty fabric consisting of 100% ethically grown and harvested US cotton.
Fit: Classic unisex fit with a crew neckline for a comfortable, relaxed wear.
Construction: Features a tear-away label for comfort. Seamless sides and taped shoulders provide enhanced durability.
Certifications: Oeko-Tex certified for safety and quality assurance.
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F).
Tumble dry: low heat.
Do not iron directly on the print.
Do not dry-clean.
FAQ
What's the difference between this skeleton pirate (Thatchbone) and the zombie pirate (Brinehook)?
They are two distinct legends in the DrumZombie universe! Captain Brinehook is a zombie... a creature of flesh and brine bound by a deal gone wrong. Captain Thatchbone is a pure spectral entity... a skeleton ghost whose curse turns those who wear his likeness into beacons for his phantom ship. Choose your curse wisely.
Is this shirt actually cursed? What does "living beacon" mean?
While we can't guarantee a visit from a ghostly galleon, the legend says wearing Thatchbone's image creates a mystical link to his spirit, making you a "living beacon." For you, it means you're channeling a powerful, rebellious story. For him... it means he knows where to find the party.
Is this a good option for an easy Halloween costume?
It's the perfect easy costume. It has more personality and a better story than any generic costume shirt, plus it's comfortable enough to wear all night. Just throw it on, and you have an instant character with a killer pun.
How does the heavy cotton fabric feel and fit?
It's a classic unisex fit... comfortable and relaxed, not tight or restrictive. The 5.3 oz heavy cotton feels durable and substantial, not flimsy like a cheap costume. It’s a real, high-quality shirt built to last. Be sure to check our size guide for the perfect fit!
