Dad Intel: Wisdom That Can’t Be Googled T-Shirt – Funny Father’s Day Gift for Tech-Savvy Dads

Not all answers live in the cloud. Some live in your dad’s head.
The Dad Intel tee celebrates the kind of wisdom that’s been passed down — not downloaded. With a brain-meets-cybersecurity badge front and center, this shirt is perfect for dads who fix everything with duct tape, a story, or a “just trust me.”

Whether he’s a retired know-it-all or the reigning dad joke champion, this shirt says:

“He’s got answers Google can’t.”

🎁 Makes a great gift for:

• Father’s Day, birthdays & holidays
• IT dads, engineers, teachers, or the family tech guy
• Proud dads who don’t need to search — they just know
• Anyone who delivers life lessons with a side of sarcasm

👕 Shirt Features

• Classic unisex fit that works for grilling, coding, or napping
• Ribbed collar + shoulder taping = shape-holding comfort
• Smooth medium-weight cotton for all-season wear
• Ethically made from certified 100% US-grown cotton
• Printed bold and clean for timeless dad-approved vibes

🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (30C / 90F)
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron design
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• No dry cleaning needed — Dad wouldn’t anyway

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