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Dr. DoomScroll White Mug – Dark Weird Anti-Scrolling Coffee Cup
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$9.93 USD
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Step away from the endless feed and into the circle… The Dr. DoomScroll White Mug isn’t just for coffee – it’s your daily reminder that you’re not a passive pawn in the algorithm’s game. Featuring our hypnotic villain mid-cast, it’s the perfect antidote to mindless scrolling, wrapped in a glossy white ceramic vessel.
Born from the DrumZombie mythos, Dr. DoomScroll is the algorithm given form – a smiling, hypnotic menace who thrives on your attention span. Every sip is an act of resistance… every refill a moment reclaimed from the scroll abyss.
- Hypnotic full-color art of Dr. DoomScroll
- Glossy white ceramic for crisp, vivid prints
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes – caffeine levels optional
Unlike generic mugs that sit quietly on your desk, this one stares back… challenging you to notice how much time you’ve spent swiping today.
"Mallory Gapes gave it 2 stars… but still took it to her book club so she could 'warn' them." – In-universe review
Specifications
Monster Digital White Ceramic Mug (11oz, 15oz) – USA made
- Durable white ceramic with vibrant, high-resolution printing
- C-handle and glossy finish for comfortable grip
- Lead and BPA-free
- Microwave & dishwasher-safe
Size Guide (Imperial)
| Size | Height | Diameter |
| 11oz | 3.74 in | 3.15 in |
| 15oz | 4.61 in | 3.43 in |
Take back your attention span. Add the Dr. Doomscroll White Mug to your cart, and reclaim your mornings – one sip at a time.
FAQ
Can I use it for tea?
Absolutely – Dr. Doomscroll judges no beverage.
Will the design fade?
No – advanced printing tech keeps the hypnotic glare sharp for years.
Is it dishwasher safe?
Yes, though handwashing will make you feel more connected to the cause.
What’s the lore behind Dr. Doomscroll?
Visit our lore page (link in listing) to read the full backstory.
Is this a limited run?
Initial batch is limited – once gone, the next run may feature variant art.
Can I gift it?
Definitely – it’s perfect for friends who need a reminder to put the phone down.
Does it come in larger sizes?
Currently 11oz and 15oz only.
Where is it made?
Printed and shipped from the USA.
© 2025 DrumZombie. All rights reserved. The "Dr. DoomScroll White Mug – Dark Weird Anti-Scrolling Coffee Cup" and associated lore are original copyrighted works protected under U.S. Copyright Law (Title 17, USC).
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