Parenting Level: Survival Mode Shirt – Funny Gamer Tee for New Moms, Dads & Baby Shower Gifts

Health: Critically low. Energy: Gone. Respawn: Disabled.

Welcome to Parenting Level: Survival Mode — where you’re out of potions, your sidekick screams constantly, and your daily quest involves… diapers.

This hilarious retro gaming–style shirt nails the reality of new parent life with pixelated health bars, mission objectives, and a knowing wink to anyone who's ever faced the midnight feeding boss.

🎁 The perfect gift for:

• New dads & moms surviving on coffee and instinct
• Baby showers, gag gifts, or first birthday party laughs
• Gamer parents or geeky couples expecting
• Mother’s Day / Father’s Day surprises with actual punchline value

⚙️ Shirt Features

• Bold HUD-style graphic: mission objectives + depleted stats
• Classic unisex fit with shoulder tape for durability
• Ribbed collar that keeps its shape wash after wash
• Soft, ethically sourced 100% US-grown cotton
• Built for long-haul wear — even during teething season

🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron over graphic
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• No dry cleaning

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